Romance Reader Sticker - I Don’t Watch Porn I Read It Like A Lady
Romance Reader Sticker - I Don’t Watch Porn I Read It Like A Lady
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Classy, sassy, and full of spice. For readers who prefer plot with their heat.
💖 Retro pink & red text on white background
☕️ Premium water-resistant vinyl - perfect for laptops or tumblers
🔥 Bookish humor with a wink
This sticker measures approximately 3” x 2.5”.
📦 Packaged with care and sass - always.
ABOUT OUR STICKERS
*Printed on high quality matte permanent printable vinyl sealed with matte clear permanent vinyl laminate
*Water resistant
*Scratch and smudge resistant
*Sticker size is determined by the longest side of the design
*If you have any questions about custom sizes or quantities, please message us
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Stamped shipping is our most affordable option - great for small sticker or bookmark orders when you don't need tracking.
Cost
-U.S. stamped shipping: $1
This covers the cost of postage, the envelope, and packaging. We keep it as low as possible so you can treat yourself without the extra fees.
Shipping Options & Estimated Times
First Class (tracked) ..... 3-6 business days
Priority (tracked) ..... 2-3 business days
Expedited/Express (tracked) ..... 1-2 business days
Stamped (no tracking) ..... 3-6 business days
Sticker and Bookmark orders ship as a First Class Letter - this comes with limited or no tracking.
Things to Know
-No tracking is included with stamped shipping
-Only available for U.S. orders under $25 containing stickers and/or bookmarks only.
-Want tracking or ordering other items? Please select a tracked shipping option at checkout.
-If your order is lost in transit or returned to sender, we'll happily reship it - just reach out!
-If your package is marked as "delivered" by USPS but you haven't received it, we're unable to offer replacements - but your local post office may be able to help track it down.
Order Processing Time
Most orders ship in 1-2 business days.
Some may take up to 5 business days if we're restocking your selected item.
The shipping times above refer to transit time only - not the time it takes us to pack and send your order.
Sticker Care
Sticker Care
Sticker Application Instructions
For best results:
1. Clean the surface thoroughly (alcohol wipes are best)
2. Avoid dish soap or sprays that may leave residue
3. Let the surface dry completely
4. Stick to flat, non-textured surfaces
Powder-coated items (like water bottles) may affect adhesion - test with one sticker first. We often include extras for this reason!
Apply in temperatures between 40°F and 85°F
For cups or tumblers: hand wash only
Not recommended for use on cars
Sticker Disclaimers
Stickers are water-resistant, but not waterproof
-Do not soak, microwave, or put in the dishwasher
-Hand washing only is best
Product images are for illustration only and may appear larger or smaller than actual size
Colors may appear slightly different depending on your screen or device
Bookmark Disclaimers
Bookmark Disclaimers
All products are handmade, so minor imperfections may occur - we strive to make each one as flawless as possible
Bookmark images are for illustration only and may appear larger or smaller than actual size
Color variations may occur due to screen differences
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